Lisa Frank Nightmare

4 Jan

Have you ever found yourself crouched in a dark room, surrounded by empty iguana tanks, wind-up circus figurines and paper doll cutouts of the Clinton administration?  Dizzy from whiskey and irony, you pull yourself back up to standing with a little help from a pool table.  Three life-size plush tigers loom in the distance, curled up with a box of Wheat Thins by a gigantic fire place.  As you smoke on the balcony where scribbles of your youth cover the bricks, rockets are being shot off below and you wonder how you get yourself into these situations.  Nearly slipping on the way out, you look down to discover heaps of glitter blanketing the staircase.  Now fighting back equal surges of tears and laughter, the plus side of it all becomes clear: thanks to him you know that the Wiggles travel around followed by truckloads of wiggly merchandise to sell at their shows.

This scenario is totally normal for women in their mid-twenties.

You’ve been there, right?


One Response to “Lisa Frank Nightmare”

  1. shannonsutherland January 17, 2012 at 12:14 am #

    Love the blog and title… you should google what Charlize Theron has to say about Lisa Frank and people who are in their 20s and 30s who like Lisa Frank!

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